Of course, the act of nature that spawned the need for fresh bathroom fragrances is nothing new. But no matter how hard we hunted for them, we didn't have any luck finding products that didn’t smell like flowers or have super feminine bottles with naked angel babies on them. So, we launched Turdcules Toilet Elixirs that have enough potency to cover up the foulest of smells with scents that men will actually use.
We have never been, nor will we ever be, SOLD IN ANY BIG BOX STORES!
